My Feelings When...

"PatBateman" (PatBateman) 03/06/2017 at 15:11 • Filed to: TRIGGERED

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...a CNBC reporter calls this car a “Bentley”:

IF YOU DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT CARS, SHUT YOUR DIRTY TRAP WHEN IT COMES TO CARS.

Nibbles > PatBateman 03/06/2017 at 15:13

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How could you confuse Bentley and Chrysler? C’MON!

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > PatBateman 03/06/2017 at 15:14

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Clearly that’s a 7 series.

PatBateman > Nibbles 03/06/2017 at 15:15

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Starting to feel more stabby.

I mean, you’re not wrong...

Chariotoflove > Nibbles 03/06/2017 at 15:15

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You’re not helping, you know. If he goes postal, we blame you.

PatBateman > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 03/06/2017 at 15:15

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If you look at it from the underside, yes.

Nibbles > PatBateman 03/06/2017 at 15:17

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It’s okay, let the dulcet tones of Huey Lewis calm you down

EL_ULY > PatBateman 03/06/2017 at 15:17

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Rolls-Royce is losing it’s identity super quick. They need a new Phantom ASAP!

TheHondaBro > PatBateman 03/06/2017 at 15:18

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Nice Cadillac bro.

Rico > PatBateman 03/06/2017 at 15:19

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That’s NOT a Bentley

This is a Bentley:

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > PatBateman 03/06/2017 at 15:20

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In all honesty, it was funnier in my head.

CalzoneGolem > Nibbles 03/06/2017 at 15:23

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Now I’m feeling stabby!

Nibbles > CalzoneGolem 03/06/2017 at 15:24

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My work here is complete

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > PatBateman 03/06/2017 at 15:32

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Cool Chrysler 300.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > PatBateman 03/06/2017 at 15:34

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I’m more worried about the potential dings and dents when entering the rolls.

PatBateman > Nibbles 03/06/2017 at 15:39

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WHERE THE FUCK IS MY WHITNEY HOUSTON

PatBateman > EL_ULY 03/06/2017 at 15:40

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I’m sure one is in the works. Do they expect wealthy people to drive themselves in the Ghost?!

PatBateman > TheHondaBro 03/06/2017 at 15:40

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I stab you tons.

Nibbles > PatBateman 03/06/2017 at 15:40

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I dunno, have you...

...uh,

Checked goddamn youtube?

PatBateman > Rico 03/06/2017 at 15:40

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Why are the headlights purple?

PatBateman > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 03/06/2017 at 15:41

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You made funny. Funny is closer to truth than fiction. I giggle, you have regrets.

PatBateman > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 03/06/2017 at 15:42

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AWE YEAH!!

TheHondaBro > PatBateman 03/06/2017 at 15:42

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Good thing I have stab-proof skin.

PatBateman > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 03/06/2017 at 15:42

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Now that you mention it... how the hell do they get it out?!

PatBateman > Nibbles 03/06/2017 at 15:44

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You provide me with the sweet melodies of Huey Lewis and the god damned News, but neglect the amazing and timeless Whitney Houston?

This is the kind of shit that got Paul Allen killed.

PatBateman > TheHondaBro 03/06/2017 at 15:44

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We’ll see about that.

*poke poke poke*

Well fuck.

Nibbles > PatBateman 03/06/2017 at 15:45

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Look son, I can only hold your hand and guide you through life for so long

4kc > PatBateman 03/06/2017 at 15:46

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dukes of hazzard style

PatBateman > Nibbles 03/06/2017 at 15:46

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STFU and give me the keys to the truck.

Nibbles > PatBateman 03/06/2017 at 15:49

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You know you ran that truck into a ditch last week

You know because it’s still there

wkiernan > PatBateman 03/06/2017 at 15:59

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Gee, what’s the diff, anyway? Says right here in Rolls-Royce’s own ad, that ”The Bentley is made by Rolls-Royce. Except for the radiators, they are identical motor cars, manufactured by the same engineers in the same works.”

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > PatBateman 03/06/2017 at 16:04

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I always have regrets.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > PatBateman 03/06/2017 at 16:08

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Some cars are narrow enough to slide in and open the door. I would cringe if they crawl into it via the window (potential scratches).I’m still wondering how they get into it.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > PatBateman 03/06/2017 at 16:13

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#prettysureitsalambodude

Rico > PatBateman 03/06/2017 at 16:19

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To further the illusion that it’s not actually just a Chrysler.

Tristan > PatBateman 03/06/2017 at 16:27

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Luxury automobile = Bentley

PatBateman > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 03/06/2017 at 17:06

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MAYBE crawled out of the window?

AuthiCooper1300 > PatBateman 03/06/2017 at 18:04

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What’s the big fuss? He/she got the first letter right but had a slip of the tongue afterwards.

It’s like, you know - Ferrari and Fiat.

PushToStart > PatBateman 03/06/2017 at 22:19

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they don’t, they have the butler do it for them. Or maybe they’ll just buy a new one, it’s really not worth the hassle. who reuses cars these days anyways?